Meet Axl
AXL Band Hottie. And a REAL doctor. Go figure. |
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Q:Tell me how many hats you have in your home? |
A:I bought a 50 pack of Trojans last week. I’m sure there’s a few left. |
Q:Which color of umbrella do you like? |
A:ella ella eh eh eh. |
Q:What do you often eat for your breakfast? |
A:A few years ago I decided to try Raisin Bran Total for the first time and one lucky lady got to reap some pretty amazing ‘benefits’…I’ve eaten nothing else since. |
Q:What is your worst habit? |
A:Second guessing every decision I make. I like to be told what to do ;) |
Q:What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica? |
A:Skinny dipping anyone? |
Q:If you were god what would you do to the world? |
A:What do you mean IF I was God? |
Q:Which super power do you like to have and why? |
A:Pooping golden eggs sounds like a problem I’d like to have. |
Q:If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find? |
A:Protein shakes, beer, and the last guy that criticized my keyboard stand. |
Q:If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? |
A:Egypt to take notes. Constructing the perfect beer-can pyramid has always eluded me. |
Q:What video games do you play? |
A:Hi, my name is Axl and I’m an addict. It’s been 245 days since my last battle with Bowser. |
Q:What will you do if you have million dollars cash with you? |
A:Head to a strip club and…make…it…RAIN |
Q:What will you do if you have a time machine? |
A:Go back to high school and tell myself to play football and DRINK MORE. |
Q:How would you react if you are transformed into a fish? |
A:Bite a hook, get reeled in, and start singing...blow a fisherman’s MIND. |
Q:What is your favorite movie? |
A:Terminator 2. Story of my life. |
Q:What is your favorite band? |
A:Yes, Porcupine Tree, ABBA |
Q:What was the best concert you’ve ever been to? |
A:YES/Kansas tour in 2000…A close 2nd goes to a night in Boston when I ran into a blacked out bum playing the bagpipes in the middle of the road. Incredible. |
Q:Who is your favorite Bean? |
A:It changes every show, but it’s usually the guy who thinks 15 shots couldn’t possibly be a bad idea. |
Q:What is your most embarrassing on stage moment? |
A:Forgetting the words to a song I WROTE…also going commando and forgetting to zip my fly. oops. |
Q:What is your favorite drink? |
A:White Russians baby…The Dude abides. |
Q:If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be? |
A:Gandhi. I’d love to see him try to attempt damage control after 7 days with Axl at the wheel. HA! |
Q:If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you? |
A:Well Arnold Schwarzenegger is too busy, and Chris Farley is dead so I don’t know...William Hung? |
Q:If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be? |
A:An Everlasting Jaw Breaker...you have to suck on it for hours and biting gets you nowhere. |
Q:What's the most important part of a Subway sandwich? |
A:I think the title of the porn I watched last night was “The Subway Sandwich” |