Meet Dave

DAVE Avid School of Sheep Farmer
Q:Tell me how many hats you have in your home?	A:No idea.
Q:Which color of umbrella do you like?	A:Red
Q:What do you often eat for your breakfast?	A:Green Eggs & Ham
Q:What is your worst habit?	A:Not wanting to stop.
Q:What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?	A:Why don't you upgrade those jackets?
Q:If you were god what would you do to the world?	A:Do you really want to know?
Q:Which super power do you like to have and why?	A:Flying, cuz if I didn't wanna be there, I could just jump out the f---ing window.
Q:If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?	A:Food and drinks.
Q:If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?	A:Somewhere where there are people that DON'T piss me off.
Q:What video games do you play?	A:0
Q:What will you do if you have million dollars cash with you?	A:I'd buy everything that I've dreamed of owning or going to.
Q:What will you do if you have a time machine?	A:I'd stay away, ya never know what could happen if it malfunctions.
Q:How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?	A:? I'd let myself rot and put myself in an unaccessible place in my boss's office.
Q:What is your favorite movie?	A:Too many to recall...
Q:What is your favorite band?	A:Too many to recall...
Q:What was the best concert you’ve ever been to?	A:If i knew, i woulda said it already.
Q:Who is your favorite Bean?	A:Me
Q:What is your most embarrassing on stage moment?	A:I never had one, I'm flawless!
Q:What is your favorite drink?	A:Scotch!
Q:If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be?	A:Next Question
Q:If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?	A:Sean Penn
Q:If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be?	A:Well, why would I wanna be something someone would eat?
Q:What's the most important part of a Subway sandwich?	A:Everything