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Meet Dimitri

DIMITRI

Likes Airplanes
Q:Tell me how many hats you have in your home?
A:1, 2, 3, 4...come on baby say you love me...5, 6, 7?
Q:Which color of umbrella do you like?
A:Solid gold
Q:What do you often eat for your breakfast?
A:The #4.
Q:What is your worst habit?
A:I can't really talk about that here.
Q:What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?
A:What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole...wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.
Q:If you were god what would you do to the world?
A:I'd spin it on the tip of my finger Harlem Globetrotter-style.
Q:Which super power do you like to have and why?
A:TELEPORTATION!
Q:If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
A:The food pyramid. Literally, not figuratively. Seriously.
Q:If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
A:The center of the universe. Wait a second...I've been there before...
Q:What video games do you play?
A:Ask your mom.
Q:What will you do if you have million dollars cash with you?
A:I'd buy some sharks with friggin' lasers attached to their heads.
Q:What will you do if you have a time machine?
A:Who needs a time machine when you can TELEPORT?!?!
Q:How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?
A:I'm scared of fish. I guess I would be scared of myself. Even more than I already am.
Q:What is your favorite movie?
A:3-way tie between Top Gun, Iron Eagle, and Delta Force. You can't get any more badass than that.
Q:What is your favorite band?
A:HANS BLIX
Q:What was the best concert you’ve ever been to?
A:July, 21 1989: Milli Vanilli @ Lake Compounce. I was there when it all went down.
Q:Who is your favorite Bean?
A:Refried
Q:What is your most embarrassing on stage moment?
A:So many to choose from...hmm...
Q:What is your favorite drink?
A:Gin & Tonic, hold the Tonic.
Q:If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be?
A:Brick Tamland
Q:If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?
A:Christopher Walken
Q:If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be?
A:A Chicken & Broccoli pizza from Illiano's.
Q:What's the most important part of a Subway sandwich?
A:Let me answer your question with another question: Is "toaster" a valid answer?