Meet Dimitri
DIMITRI Likes Airplanes |
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Q:Tell me how many hats you have in your home? |
A:1, 2, 3, 4...come on baby say you love me...5, 6, 7? |
Q:Which color of umbrella do you like? |
A:Solid gold |
Q:What do you often eat for your breakfast? |
A:The #4. |
Q:What is your worst habit? |
A:I can't really talk about that here. |
Q:What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica? |
A:What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole...wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. |
Q:If you were god what would you do to the world? |
A:I'd spin it on the tip of my finger Harlem Globetrotter-style. |
Q:Which super power do you like to have and why? |
A:TELEPORTATION! |
Q:If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find? |
A:The food pyramid. Literally, not figuratively. Seriously. |
Q:If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? |
A:The center of the universe. Wait a second...I've been there before... |
Q:What video games do you play? |
A:Ask your mom. |
Q:What will you do if you have million dollars cash with you? |
A:I'd buy some sharks with friggin' lasers attached to their heads. |
Q:What will you do if you have a time machine? |
A:Who needs a time machine when you can TELEPORT?!?! |
Q:How would you react if you are transformed into a fish? |
A:I'm scared of fish. I guess I would be scared of myself. Even more than I already am. |
Q:What is your favorite movie? |
A:3-way tie between Top Gun, Iron Eagle, and Delta Force. You can't get any more badass than that. |
Q:What is your favorite band? |
A:HANS BLIX |
Q:What was the best concert you’ve ever been to? |
A:July, 21 1989: Milli Vanilli @ Lake Compounce. I was there when it all went down. |
Q:Who is your favorite Bean? |
A:Refried |
Q:What is your most embarrassing on stage moment? |
A:So many to choose from...hmm... |
Q:What is your favorite drink? |
A:Gin & Tonic, hold the Tonic. |
Q:If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be? |
A:Brick Tamland |
Q:If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you? |
A:Christopher Walken |
Q:If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be? |
A:A Chicken & Broccoli pizza from Illiano's. |
Q:What's the most important part of a Subway sandwich? |
A:Let me answer your question with another question: Is "toaster" a valid answer? |